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"The teen and I are doing our seasonal, consumerist duty at Best Buy, when to our right, in the DVD section, stand two tall Marines over a smaller teen boy. Back and forth, a well-rehearsed duo, the queries fly -- How old are you? What are your plans after high school? What do you want out of life? Do you want to be successful and respected?
"The kid is pretty relaxed. Short, spiky jet black hair. Large silver earring in his right lobe. He keeps browsing the comedies as the Marines make their pitch: The USMC can pay for half of his college tuition; plus, if he enlists now, there may be a large signing bonus. The kid says that he doesn't want to go to Iraq. The Marines tell him that he probably won't go there. The kid smiles, shakes his head, and gently but adamantly says he's not interested. The Marines retreat, split up, and hunt for more possible fodder perusing CDs and cell phones.
"Couldn't help overhear," I say to the kid. "Nice job. You handled that well."
"Thanks." He pauses. "A buddy of mine joined the Marines. I thought about it, but I don't want to go to Iraq."
"And that's where you'd go. Those guys were lying. They want more troops over there."
"I know."
"Well, anyway. Take it easy. Have a nice Christmas."
"You too."
"He checks out the teen in an approving way, then heads to the registers, DVDs in hand.
"Later, at home, this little scene keeps bugging me. Did the Marines simply enter Best Buy and start hitting on teens without any clearance from the store? Or is Best Buy signed up for the war effort, offering its young customers to the military? I phone the store, and after pushing 28 numbers, finally get a human voice, a woman who works in the TV section.
"Hi. Got a question about in-store solicitation."
"Yes, sir?"
"I was in your store earlier, spending money, and I noticed two Marine recruiters trying to get your teen customers to enlist. What is Best Buy's policy on that?"
"I don't know if we have a policy on that."
"You mean, if I came into your store with a box full of bibles and started selling them to your customers, you wouldn't do anything?"
"Well, sir, we have a strict policy against outside solicitation."
"But aren't the Marines selling something?"
"I don't understand."
"Those Marines were selling the Iraq war."
"Were they?"
"They need bodies to send to the Middle East. Is it Best Buy's policy to provide these bodies?"
"I think, sir, that those Marines were selling service to our country."
"Which means sending kids to Iraq."
"I suppose it does."
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