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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Unfunny Political Humor of the Day--This Entry Stolen from Left I on the News

"British and U.S. forces are, quite naturally, searching Baghdad, and particularly Sadr City, for the five Britons kidnapped yesterday. The picture at left is one result of that "search." Here's the account from the victim:

"One furious resident, a 28-year-old police officer, said U.S. soldiers crashed an armored vehicle into his home about 2 a.m., handcuffed and blindfolded those inside and pointed lasers at their chests."They were hitting us, asking, 'Where are the kidnapped British?' " said Ahmed Jizani. "I told them that we are five brothers in the police force. How could we do that? They said, 'OK, then tell us where are they?' "Local television showed video of the man's home, a collapsed outside wall and piles of rubble.And here comes the punch line (perhaps in this case that phrase should be taken literally) to this "joke," courtesy of the U.S. military:

Army Lt. Col. Christopher Garver, a U.S. military spokesman,
said he could not immediately confirm or deny the man's
allegations. But, he said, U.S. forces "tend not to take
that heavy-handed an approach."

Ri-i-i-i-ight.

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